HOW FREAKING FASCINATING, FATHER. DO TELL ME MORE. YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.
That awful moment when you think your teacher forgot to collect your projects, but she waits until you are all leaving to ask for them...
Teacher-CLASS COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!! Students-RUN, RUN, RUN!!!
Him: What do you use to catch a shark?
Me: I don’t know, fish?
Him: NO. Shark bait. Okay, try this one.. what do you use to catch a snake?
Me: Oh, snake bait.
Him: YES. And what about a giraffe?
Me: Giraffe bait.
Him: Okay. What about if you want to catch an eye master?
Me: What the hell is an eye master?
Him: Just answer the question!
Me: Okay fine, whatever. Eye master b—
holy shit i remember this..