(via amynesiatic)
HOW FREAKING FASCINATING, FATHER. DO TELL ME MORE. YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.
(Source: ladybrienne, via king-bethany)
That awful moment when you think your teacher forgot to collect your projects, but she waits until you are all leaving to ask for them...
Teacher-CLASS COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!! Students-RUN, RUN, RUN!!!
(Source: likeamagosindientes, via amynesiatic)
When old people have good comebacks.
Sergeant Jones! :3
(Source: purple-nightskies, via most-awkward-moments)
I remember this “joke” this guy told me when I was in grade 8
Him: What do you use to catch a shark?
Me: I don’t know, fish?
Him: NO. Shark bait. Okay, try this one.. what do you use to catch a snake?
Me: Oh, snake bait.
Him: YES. And what about a giraffe?
Me: Giraffe bait.
Him: Okay. What about if you want to catch an eye master?
Me: What the hell is an eye master?
Him: Just answer the question!
Me: Okay fine, whatever. Eye master b—
holy shit i remember this..
(Source: expelliarmus, via notfrosty)
(Source: sr-md, via amynesiatic)
